 Wysłany: Wto 23:38, 23 Lis 2010 Temat postu: 100 sick trick question to see how high your IQ |
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| 1. Why silkworms lot of money? ==> Because it will cocoon (thrift)
2. Why does the rabbit do not marry a zebra? ==> Because the rabbit is not a good boy mother said tattoo 3. When in Taiwan can be unified? ==> the time to buy instant noodles (unified instant noodles) 4. monkeys do not like what line? ==> parallel lines (because there is no intersection \ 5. chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate win? ==> because the chocolate bar thing 6. sharks eat green beans what? == \ last in the hospital, into what? ==> Cotton 8. yu how the dead? ==> killed the (heaven a forest sister) 9. a pig, said: \ on the wall? ==> seal (newspaper) 12. Why did the fox often wrestling? == > because the fox is very cunning (foot slip) 13.4 people in the house to play mahjong, the police arrived Why do people take 5 ==> when they are the people called \> 15. there is an egg cup of tea to tea, then how about it? ==> result of it into boiled eggs 16. There is a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally how like? ==> it into the highway 17. One day, green beans suicide jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding badly, how about it? == \ aircraft are not flying so high hit stars? ==> because the stars will flash, ah 19. maize want to pursue fashion, to the hot head, and how the results of what? == \ 20. what rats with two legs to walk? ==> Mickey Mouse 21. What is a duck with two legs to walk? ==> All the ducks are walking with two legs (which is not Church would like to duck) 22. Miss Business is now, why? ==> Avian influenza 23. What kind of people can not work at the gas station? ==> glib (oil gun slip out) who 24. dumplings are boys or girls? ==> boys because there are circumcised dumplings 25. wearing a gold dress in ==> a surprise (DRC) who 26. a bee sting on the calendar ==> wind (bee), and at Li (calendar) 27. a bear came up ==> come prepared (with bear to) 28. phone can not fall into the toilet ==> now or (wet) 29. ten sheep, nine squat fold ==> cadence (a sheep squatting wrong) 30. How make the quiet sparrow? ==> press it with me (silence) 31. What a transparent sword sword? ==> see (sword) 32. African cannibal chiefs what to eat,high skool shoes, A: eating, that chiefs should be a vegetarian then? ==> eat vegetable 33. Why do not dinosaurs? ==> dinosaurs make movies the 34. white like his brother, know why it? ==> really like white 35. there is an egg run the Songhua River to swim, how? == \? == \ fell a cross fell to the ground, how? == \ 40. there is an egg to the Dead Sea to swim, how? == \ Why? ==> because the tsunami (laughs) the 42. Why does man not to go out? ==> go for a layman to become a 43. Why do you not see the second child of God? = => secret (Chicken) not disclose the 44. Why are only the tip of iceberg? ==> because the other corner was the Titanic severing the 45. How to make duck child will not fly away? ==> insert a wing to it (impassable) 46. Who did not call? ==> tink (seamless phone) 47. Majiajue has privately said to me: \ The knife was the most lethal, \ not ah 49. black, white, small yellow, red four-plane, what is the chance to spit halo who? ==> rabbits (spit) 50. there is a fat man from the jumped off tall buildings, how kind the results? ==> become dead fat 51. There were two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? == > Help 52. rubber, skins,men's steel toe hiking boots, lion's skin which the worst? ==> eraser (rubber poor) 53. cloth and paper afraid of? ==> not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only ( paper) just in case 54. Here's the guest appearances, but Chinese men proud of us, is a singer, can you guess who? ==> ancient giant chicken 55. Which song song? have \ CoCo \ wire) 57. What is best to eat unicorn? ==> ice cream 58. What unicorn ran the fastest? ==> Michelin 59. constipation antecedent (a foreign star to play name) = => Stallone (feces too strong) 60. cities and the countryside, the place of the river compared Chung hurry? ==> the country, because the rural river rush (fratricidal) 61. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Sim, a word that the coolest? ==> D (thong) 62. there is a room where pigeons will be hidden ==> I'm hiding on the roof of your song (pigeon) 63. 0:00 to do what the whole thing? ==> reactive, because the Provisional (zero), reactive 64. the police, gangsters, soldiers, the thin man? = => rogue (rogue professor - lean) 65. there is an idiot plane, removed the toilet on the plane to lose out, guess why? ==> because he is an idiot 66. Aladdin has several brothers ? ==> three (Ala A, B Allah, Allah C) 67. a group of eunuchs in the chat, guess a phrase ==> nonsense (no Chicken of the talk) 68. a heart worth ? ==> one hundred million (wholeheartedly) 69. the sun, moon, and stars which is dumb? ==> stars (the stars do not speak - Taiwan the lupine) 69. pencil name? = => Xiao,monster turbine pro, cut (Xiao) pencil 70. What color are most likely to imitate? red (the mill) to imitate 71. who have enough to eat will help you add rice? ==> Dragon Well , because the dragon in (days) Tim 72. a dog traveling in the desert, the result is dead, how did he die? ==> He was suffocated, because the desert is not a puppy poles pee traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the result was suffocated, and why? ==> point of poles with a \ not allowed to urinate here \> a dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the above did not stick anything in the queue are routed, and the result was suffocated, and why? ==> followed by two beautiful dogs for MM, he was embarrassed 73. wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? = => wolf, because - Momotaro (out of the wolf) 74. Which historical figures for the most Qianbian? ==> Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian) 75. the history of which figure to run the fastest? ==> Cao 76. car can fly, you guess a drink ==> Coffee (Car fly) 77. before it is only bread, ate a meatball, how about it? == > change buns 78. Forget Love Potion Who gives? ==> Aha (\ I have a cup Forget Love Potion \> meow 80. Xiaoming grandfather side of the teeth, while singing, I ask why? = => brush the teeth 81. the stars weigh? ==> eight grams (starbucks Starbucks) 82. Taiwan is part of China (Chinese herbal medicine to fight a name) ==> Angelica 83 . Jade sneezing (to fight a city name) ==> Tianjin 84. Why do geese to fly south for the fall? ==> If you go too slow 85. farmer raising 10 head of cattle, only 19 horns, and why? ==> There is a rhino 86. fat is quite famous diver, can one day he stood on the springboard, but not jump, this is why? ==> no water because of the following 87. a normal taxi driving on the highway, and did not violate any traffic rules, but was stopped by a policeman, and why? ==> police to take a taxi 88. What is not chicken wings? ==> Frog 89. play what is neither facile and very comfortable? ==> asleep 90. manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day the product? ==> Newspapers 91. bookstores buy books? = => testament 92. 's best-selling book? ==> secretary 93. spider fell in love with butterflies, butterflies has rejected it, and why? ==> my mom, and all day mixing is not the Internet good 94. Panda love deer, affection Shique rejected, and why? ==> Deer timidly said: my mom, and wearing sunglasses are juvenile delinquents 95. Who did not go to the zoo to meet? ==> lion (because the Lions \> Karen Mok (reason: Mo sense of smell) 98. grandfather, father, brother, mother, then who will be listening to tears? ==> Grandpa ( every night) think of my mother, shining tears 99. there are two bee very much in love,. ★ Do it!, and later was married to the mother bee spider Why? ==> Female bees love the Internet because it 100. during the day and much, sad night (hit a building) ==>; single-plank bridge |
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