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!!! No one can read the live under, all died laughing!!!! 1
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said : yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
He was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this?!
Next door asked, when do you go?
He thought: This man is estimated that there are crazy! He said the chagrin: left was finished!!
At this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
This person was surprised: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
He cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
Next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B!
TMD old incumbent on me then!!
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A woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot.
Man fell to the ground crying, said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, come back,
A large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I'm famous
After frequently. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Often next to
Sprinkle with the urine of people suddenly turn exclaimed: \
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Fortunately,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the real joke happened 52, LI Yong get on the ground laughing! PART1: a couple
Guess the name of the food, my wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, \ Wife Description: round, white, eat the husband: ... ... ... ...
Wife goes on: is white, soft, and you also eat to the last night!
Husband appears to be anxious,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and blurted out: \ ....
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Money
A bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, an anxious,
Then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver,
Can I stand at the door, the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket?
Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door,
On the first passenger said: \
Please also do not explain, I said: \
Driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar.
Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him
Angrily: \
Eyeball is round the other side: \
Chong driver asked: \
While in the car were anxious to start, so everyone rushes cried: \
Quickly give you the money! \
Distressed, said: \
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This afternoon a group of female colleagues to chat, and suddenly some people say I am not a man, I fire, I said,
You say I'm not, I took to show you girls all laughed, and has one of the most cattle,
That you dig out ah ~~~~~~~~~~ I'll come
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No one can read the live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to
Telephone that night to congratulate the birthday for me to go home, but also has given me surprises! Heard the good news!
Today I work up is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! Back to the Company.
All three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and
Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. No way, run a morning customers,
Stomach early cuckoo called, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three radish soup, eat up!
Temporary work did not expect, my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine!
- Start a violent piston! Suddenly, an oncoming rush of gas from the Unit
Rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach started or embarrassed
Singing softly, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! Good belly up it! And this moment,
But his girlfriend called and said she had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! No option but to
Went home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I
Deliberate effort to put a lot of fart. Almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think we should
What will not be a problem. Much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she seems to have
Point of excitement. She cried, said, \
You'll be surprised of the gift. \
Tightly kept up, that is to give me a surprise! Also led me to sit at the head table, chair,
And I vowed not to peek. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. Precisely at this moment,
His girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life out! I'm looking for an excuse to say too chaotic to allow her to another
Into the house to answer the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded, but I swear!
Went to another room before answering the phone. She left, I would seize the opportunity
The weight of the body to move one leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not sound great,
And the smell is like rotten eggs odor emitted. I almost could not breathe,
So I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan away the unpleasant odor.
As I just feel better, another fart again. I began to put up your leg!
It sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time the smell was even more unpleasant.
In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible.
Is going to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch came.
So I stood up, bent down to stick up above the ass backwards! Put it out.
This may truly be called Pifang class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground ........
I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek,
I can not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put the gas in the stomach
All discharges, not to make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded to
Lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost to
The whole ass out into the balcony and started to fart crazy ... sensational ..., ah! Feel better and more! After
I was dancing Full House mess with cushions fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus,
Within the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushions,
Finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach has been
Much better! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], smiled, waiting for
My dear her to bring me surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face,
A pair of gentle look. Girlfriend first so long for her to play the phone apologized to me,
And then asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after his girlfriend removed
Cover the cloth on my eyes, and I said, \
To see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see,
The five are sitting at the table where the good sisters of my unit, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are
School best friend! \
Girls are sitting around the kitchen table opposite me, and then stood on the balcony behind another pile, they are
To participate in this I am very unexpected birthday party. Now, they are every face
With an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ...
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The mouth of a dog has jumped onto the table slander in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat,
Master suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to!
So the next chicken ass licking dog
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Female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman.
Passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. Women's furious,
Yells back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! This time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds,
The color was the answer: a car laughs at J8. Our colleagues,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],
Several boys had the thought go and the girl is busy, but also music to die,
That pervert was a station to get off the
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Suddenly feel a stomach pain when shopping, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops,
Would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to a second,
The second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found close to a toilet door
* Failure to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around,
Tuolekuzai squatted on the toilet towards, Perak Para ... ... thrilled!! After
I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just said,
How suddenly deserted it?? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the bar,
And asked: \
Drill it out from the audience, and he said: \
When you are not fans? Count your lucky
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Escaped from the prison detainees escaped fifteen years. He broke into homes in search of food and a money
They found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him
In the chair. Then he tied up his wife in bed in turn and kissed her long neck, and then
Into the toilet. When the fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: \
A fugitive, one look at his clothes to know. He must be in prison for too long, good years are
Not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you,
Do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must
Meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed.
You must hold on, baby, I love you. \
But speak softly in my ear. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute,
Have also asked my family Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby,
I love you ...
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A remote mountain areas, water-based nature of a woman flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out to do business,
Woman and her lover in the house affair. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover
Wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman back to the line sexual desire,
Woman refused, the men went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happens to
Lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men met back into the house, middle of the night catching up and vent over the pages of the sheep.
Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the backyard,
Is preparing to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: \
Fold in on me a sheep? \
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High school, a buddy class, students in 1981, is not that special ..... The following is the old phase
Bus, a point when things: High School when this man went to the school bus seat, as road length,
When bored, sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man on the mouth
To sentence: \
It does not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: \ The man second sentence: \
Oh, look at the child, right? ...... \
Not hear anything. The third sentence: \
Does not explain, difficult to talk to the sentence: \
The man stared at amazement that abnormal buddy, read a full ten seconds, to the sentence: \
Big Brother, then you get married very late, but ah! \