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ey Wayneyou want to come get some beers with us?"
Wayne "Who's dis?"
Doug "It's Doug and Tucker."
Wayne "FUCK NO [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! I ain't watchin you two faggots suck dick all night. I
can turn on the cooking channel and see plenty of homos."
Here I amin the West
Texas Oil fieldson the
phone with my agent.
Only Tucker Max.
Doug "Come on Waynewe-"
Wayne [He yells away from the phone to his 12 year old son] "HEYYOU
FUCKING DITCH MONKEYGET ME ANOTHER BEER 'FORE
I HIT'CHA WIT MY BOOT."
Doug "Wayne?"
Wayne "Ain't you got some goats to poke? Ah hellwhere is my beer?
YOU BETTER HURRY UP YOU LITTLE SHIT OR YOU'LL BE
SLEEPIN ON THE PORCH WIT'DA DOGS."
Wayne is awesomebut Doug has other country friends that may be
even funnier. Doug is big into off-roading and rock crawling and similar
redneck activities involving big tires and loud enginesso one day he
took me to hang out with some other off-roading friends of hisMike
and Cliff. He said I would like them because "they call themselves a
'drinking team with an off-roading problem.' "
We met Mike and Cliff at a maintenance shop that one of their friends
owned. It looked just like the American Chopper shopexcept the
place was a mess. I kept expyilai:
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WELCOME TO MIDLAND
MOTHERFUCKER